I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us…
This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No,…
The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I…
Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You…
